Wednesday, October 22, 2008

7 Reasons Why Roadhouse Is the Best Movie Ever

1. Patrick Swayze's strength is derived entirely from Thai Chi.

2. Zen philosopher who earns $500 a night to 'clean up' rowdy bars? Yes.

3. Patrick Swayze includes his alma mater in his medical records.

4. The gratuitous nudity (e.g. The Swayze's butt shot).

5. The idea that the main protagonist is rich from "running" such a small town. It has like three businesses total.

6. Sam Elliot's glorious silver mane.

7. Nobody wins a fight.

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